January 10, 2009. Want to try your luck at evolution? Want to spend countless hours playing a computer game? Want to have some fun and laughter?

Meet BiSpike

From humble beginnings,

To a terrestrial sphere,

Walked a curious creature,

With sharp beak to fear.

It was scythed, and stood in a linebacker pose,

Then taller and longer, with fangs on the nose,

Then squatty again, in tri-eyed regression,

Came antennae splayed wide,

And a colored expression,

To gawky composure and a very long neck,

came eyes all around,

And a mustache on deck,

Bedazzling at present, with feather and fez,

Ready for anything, going off the rez!

BiSpike thrives in the wild world of Spore,

a cool game by Maxis you cannot ignore.

Learning evolution is unbelievably virtuous,

Go out now and unabashedly purchase it! :)